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Bush Pork

Another name for a mans unshaven genitalia.
One of the joys of life is finding pork in a bush. Love a bit of Bush Pork
by The Rowbs May 5, 2018
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Suck my pork

An expression used when someone asks you to do something that you view as an unreasonable request (a polite version of someone can blow you)
She/he/they want me to what? They can suck my pork!
by Hammy1979 May 29, 2025
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Triple French Pork

1. A three way involving your french lover, 1 of their relatives, an ungodly amount of olive oil, and probably the dark lord Cthulhu.

2. A french dish consisting of pork, mayonnaise, cheese, and onions.
Bro, dinner with my girlfriend, Marie Du'peaux, and her stern but gentle father was awful. All we had to eat was a Triple French Pork. Luckily, her dad saved the evening when he offered to have a Triple French Pork with us. I didn't know where her body ended and his began.
by Richard Slinger February 15, 2021
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Pork-Based Lawnmower

Someone offered me a MAOAM sweet. I said: "That sounds more like a pork-based lawnmower..." (Mow....Ham...)
by MattusFinchus June 3, 2023
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Pork Slapping

When a nude male, vigorously hip thrusts forward and back. His semi-hard penis loudly,

"slaps" their lower under belly.

This is usually accompanied by howling, hooting and a wildly contorted set face.

It is very animalistic.
When Jack got out of the shower saw his mate and started pork slapping. She got wet from 3 feet away.
by Dirtiest Johnny September 14, 2020
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Pork

I mean he's nice but he's just kinda pork
by Chaddly July 2, 2019
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Pork Pocket

When you stab a morbidly obese person, and fuck the stab wound.
He used the body's Pork Pockets to ejaculate in.
by Violet Starfire September 20, 2023
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