canadian mounted police

In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.

Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.

by KimmyGold November 9, 2015

Ning police

Someone who hunts a Ning

person 1: 2.2 isn't coming out
person 2: you Ning!!! im calling the Ning police!

by Freshbaked_bred June 26, 2023

Police

People that can hold anybody but themselves accountable for everything.

The Police show up at the wrong address in New Mexico and somehow it's not trespassing as it would be for the rest of us, even though they're on private property. They kill someone on accident, and somehow it isn't manslaughter, like it would be for the rest of us. Somehow nobody thinks the cop that pulled the trigger is a criminal, like anybody else would be, and somehow, nothing can be done even though anybody else could be prosecuted and held accountable for the same actions.

by Snowboy Jr. April 18, 2023

Fun police

My sister pcso fiona

Pcso fiona commented on a joke in a whatsapp group and had all the siblings running for the hills Fun Police

by Tim1987 February 14, 2022

normie police

The normie police is a group of people that will make the internet great again. these nigga's are going to shrek all the normies that ruin your experience on the internet. they will save us all from the normies that made our lives hell.

Outsider 1: 'hey have you heard about the Isopod meme?'
Outsider 2: 'yeah, it looks like it has some great potential.'
Normie: 'hey guys rolf lmao XDDDD. have yur heard about dat boie?!?! the meme is very good and lit fam XDDD rolf lol.'
Outsider 1 and 2: 'please go away normie you're ruining our life's.'
Normie police: 'okay bitch it's time to go away you cancerous person.'
Normie: 'oh man i guess i'll go for now ;((((((.'
Outsider 1 and 2: 'oh wow, thank you Normie police.'
Normie police: 'no problem'

by GenericHuman73559 January 29, 2018

police boat

police boat

police boat

by DumbShitUrban June 1, 2021

D-policing

Telling a male how to use his reproductive organ or who to date.

Please stop d-policing me! I can date whoever I want. The guys friends were d-policing his social life with rude comments of the women he chose to date.

by anonymous March 27, 2024