president please

Reaction of something that is unbelievable.
Usually used as a more politically correct substitute of n***a please.

"Yo dawg, i had success with this fine ass asian dime last night. She was real receptive with my game that I spat."

"President please"

by Echo808 February 11, 2009

plean

intoxicating ones self with both alchol and marijuana, conjoin the word pissed and lean.

john drank all day then spoked a phat spliff, he was plean as a motherfucker!

by bruuuk May 20, 2007

Please me

It means make me happy a turm Bruno Mars and Cardi b used in there song PLEASE ME

Please me baby turn around and just tease me baby

by 😂🤦‍♀️ April 20, 2019

pleasanton

Pleasanton is probably the most ghetto place in the SF bay area. Everyone there has escalades and ferraris and bmws. The kids there can actually AFFORD drugs, so theres no crime or nothing.

Guy 1: Dude I wanna go to a place where I dont have to kill people for drugs!

Guy 2: Go to pleasanton!

High school girl: OMG SEX!

by MalikThaNigga May 9, 2011

shoot me please

When a face palm does not cut it.

Voting for obama was so fucking stupid shoot me please.

by datguywhodidntvoteforobama November 18, 2013

No, please!

A statement screamed when an homosexual individual wishes to be sexually assaulted, the individual is so repressed that this statement will be uttered at the most inappropiate moment in the vain hope that the 'rape' will be carried out.

Example 1: When No, Please! may be used:
Person 1: Excuse me sir do you have the time?
Person 2: NO! NO PLEEEASE!!!

by Bare_Brown March 24, 2008

please

Used in a humourous, non-senseical way at the end of a sentance, with no relevance to what you are saying.

'Thats disgusting...please'

'As the end of johns prison sentance dawned, his frans from the depths of methuen organised a welcome home do, to be situated on 'the mound' with disgustingly stale refreshments.......please'

by gradmeister June 17, 2006