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bad parker

I can't go through, the bad parkers are back, looking through the rubbish for copper
by anonymous June 11, 2023
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PARKER

A NAME FOR POPULAR BOYS. HE'S NORMALLY a blonde hair cutie WITH A TINY PONYTAIL. HE HAS TONES OF FRIENDS. USUALLY, HIS 2 FRIENDS ARE CALLED MAX AND RAFIEL.
AWWW, LOOK AT THAT CUTIE.
IMA BE THE FIRST TO DATE HIM.
DATES PARKER
by qwaesrty June 12, 2023
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Jett Wellington Parker

Festy pale white boy with a baby voice, around 67 voice cracks per day, and features pimples on his ahh. His favorite hobby is scat, and he fails every nnn. He likes fried chicken and red frogs, but is best known for using random gym equipment/pesticide cannisters inappropriately when he is bored. He is very easily rage-baited and uses YouTube shorts.
1. "Ever since he got that new haircut, he’s been acting like a total Jett Wellington Parker, always fussing about his appearance."

2. "She showed up to the party with mismatched socks and a wild outfit; it was such a Jett Wellington Parker move."

3. "I love how she embraces her quirks and isn't afraid to be a Jett Wellington Parker in a sea of ordinary."

4. "His playful attitude and carefree spirit really made him the life of the party; he's definitely a Jett Wellington Parker."

5. "After that incident at the café, we all agreed that he was acting like a total Jett Wellington Parker again."

6. "Sometimes you just have to be a Jett Wellington Parker and not take life too seriously."

7. "Her dance moves on the floor were so all over the place, she was giving off major Jett Wellington Parker vibes."

8. "We appreciated his honesty, but that frank comment was a classic Jett Wellington Parker moment!"
by daniel_jenz November 5, 2025
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pride parker

he is an obedient cute good boy who wants to be dominated
by parkers_husband2308720934 December 3, 2025
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parker

the definition of parker is that he is a obedient boy loving pride boy who wants to be dominated #gaypride
by parkers_husband2308720934 December 4, 2025
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Parker

guy with a huge dick and balls but severely depressed
Person 1 “yeah me and parker fucked last night

Person 2 “ ahh so your just gonna stand today then?”

Person 1 “yeah, but after he came he kicked me out and started balling his eyes out”
by parker268164 December 5, 2025
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Mason ray Parker

A fat ass chud who scams people, known as a artist also a scammer who doesn't pay the people he hires to work for him, he scammed over 20+ people on Instagram and ghosted them without paying at all
Jason: yo bro mason ray parker is buns at making music, his shit sucks

Cam: he also scams people too, what a fat chud
by Gullits December 17, 2025
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