trash panda my junk

To grab and fondle ones junk like a raccoon trying to grab food.

I’m gunna go home and trash panda my junk while guardians of the galaxy.

by nckfrmn231 December 27, 2017

Big Mash Panda Face

Too describe an overly large, strangely round, and unusually pudgy face.

Thomas: Would you like to go for a drink with my friend, Deborah?
William: No, she just stares at me.
Thomas: That will be your big mash panda face.

by kamaal_yideen October 16, 2011

National take calvin to Panda Express day

June 15 2020

Omg it’s national take calvin to Panda Express day, I should take him and buy his food! Jt

by Nejeivk June 15, 2020

Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker

It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.

The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.

by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009

Panda Sex

The sexual act of a threesome, between a white person, a black person, and an Asian person.

I can't wait to go out and have Panda sex with Rob, and Lucy.

by Card-Dan June 26, 2019

Panda

Noun describing an Asian female that looks cute, attractive with eye makeup but, once the make-up is removed, reveals her much smaller eyes which, in turn, makes her appear less desirable.

When my ABC puts on makeup, she turns into a full-on panda.

by Reenson February 22, 2020

Panda Society Therapist

The Panda Society Therapist is an infamous and globally renowned therapist in the Panda Fighter Society. Ever since his arrival in the melancholy society of suicidal Pandas, depression rates have gone down by 98% and feedback has been spectacular among clients.

Even the great Haqib himself cured his incurable depression, thanks to the great wisdom and rigid remedies of the Panda Society Therapist.

Haqib: man i just wanna backflip off of a roof
Panda Society Therapist: are u autistic or something , you should instead slowly stab yourself in the stomach for a slow painful death
Haqib: WOW! I never thought of it this way, thank you!
Narrator: and that's how Haqib found the true meaning of life

by Mohammad Wali Rahman Jarif Jr September 16, 2022