Poorphine

Drug used in place of morphine in dire situations.
Usually Cheap boxes of filtered OTC Codeine. Mainly abused by the poor, hence the name.

Damn, all I've got left is that bottle of Poorphine over there because I ate my script too fast.

by UrbanMustard May 18, 2014

Poorgeoisie

The 21st Century yuppie is a new breed of socially mobile pauper. They have all the trappings of the classic 80s yuppie with the purchases of useless electronics, expensive cocktails and shit drugs but they're doing it from a shitty council house in Hackney rather than a penthouse suite.

POOR + BOURGEOISIE = POORGEOISIE

Look at that poorgeoisie wanker checking his iPad in Costcutter.

by tonyadams December 17, 2014

Poorganization

When something is poorly organized.

"Look at how Freddy keeps his homework papers, they are all over the place!", said A.

"Wow, that is some serious poorganization", replied B.

by alexanderplam November 22, 2015

pooroblem

Abdominal distress that will inevitably result in an emergency poo.

Aww, snap, Mo-Fo! That giant bowl of extra-salty pho is about to give me some major pooroblems!

by PinnaclePush November 15, 2016

Poormeitus

poor-me-itus

The act of feeling sorry for ones self.

Travis: “John is sulking in his truck because nobody showed up to youth group.”
Henry: “He must have poormeitus.”

by Joshtheemotionidentifier May 3, 2018

Poordom

The fact or act of being poor and bored at the same time.

This Poordom is killing me!!

by James ort May 22, 2018

Poorly wiping

When you wipe poorly

I'm poorly wiping

by Kai_is_strange November 10, 2018