one second 

What you say when you really don't wanna do something but when people keep bugging you about it, you conveniently get them off your back with the simple phrase.

Hey, get in here and load the dishwasher!

Uh, one second...

one second by Angelacia June 12, 2007

one up 

being better that something or beating something real bad

i think john gonna one up tonny in that fight..or
that backflip off the dumpster is gonna one up jumping off that building in that comp.

one up by Donovan Debrown August 5, 2007

One-Night Stand 

A One-Night Stand is where two consenting adults who are mutually horny agree to engage in coitus. One-Night Stands are only defined as such when the tryst lasts ONE night...no repeats! (otherwise we have casual sex). One-Nights Stands typically involve sprucing up, clubs/bars, copious amounts of liquor, great sex without small-talk, and driving away or leaving after sex.

Woman: "Want to head to my place?"
Man: "Sure, not looking for anything serious right now, just a One-Night Stand."
(great sex follows arriving at his/her place, girl or guy gets up to get dressed.)
Man/Woman: "Have a great night."
Man/Woman Reply: "You too."
(get in car and go home.)

One-Night Stand by Medder89' January 1, 2012

one upper 

A one upper is one who feels like they need to be better than everyone else, so they constantly "one-up" anything that anyone says.

Chad: Dude, I got a V-6 Mustang today, its Lime Green!
Todd: Oh, but I just got a Roush 'Stang with a supercharger thats laying down 400 to the wheels dawg.
Chad: -_- (gee what a one upper)

one upper by Marcelo D. April 10, 2006

one of each

n.

A meat and potato pie and a steak pie purchased together from Pimbletts in St. Helens, England, especially on a Saturday.

Can I have one of each please luv?

one of each by ale October 16, 2003

One Horsed Pony 

When a man puts his foot and leg until his knee up his partners vagina. Very advanced sex position not to be attempted by beginners.

"hey sweetie, do you want to do the one horsed pony tonight?"
"Are you crazy??!!!???"

One Horsed Pony by Timothey December 22, 2020

one eyed jack 

A one-eyed jack is, in a standard deck of cards, the Jack of Spades or the Jack of Hearts, both of which are seen in profile (and thus only one eye is seen).

My pair of one eyed jacks blew away her pair of eights

one eyed jack by socioclast83 October 25, 2008