clay lay

when you blackout on your grandmas bed with a log of shit on your chest.

Caleb: You guys wanna go to my grandmas for some beers tonight?

John: Only if I can get absolutely fucking clay lay there!

Caleb: Bet!

by jnichols5 August 11, 2023

in lay

Presently and actively having sexual relations with another member of the human race.

Steve: Yo John, how's that new girlfriend of yours?
John: We're in lay...so that's good.

by PlanetMaker October 1, 2011

Lai lonni

Lai lonni is a beautiful person with great personalities she loves her friends and family she likes popcorn alot and her favorite thing to eat is salt and weres makeup and a pink cowboy hat with a light up tiara on it that works when it wants to so loe4tikjrfdvnijdfsnsdkj;n

LAI LONNI IS BISEXUAL AND MY BEFWIEND OIUXHUWIHDBIHW

by racheal like toes February 22, 2021

Laying a cable

British slang for taking a shit

“Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”

by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018

vault lay

Typically used when talking about sports betting. Vault means you keep it to yourself. “Lay,” being short for Parlay.

*sends screenshot to your friend*
You: yessir my vault lay just hit and I won $500 from a $25 bonus bet!
Friend: dude why didn’t you tell me about that?! I totally would’ve tailed you!

by cherry cola north February 19, 2024

Laying pipe

the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey

Person 1:Jack was laying pipe last night.

Person 2: idk what that means. My autism prevents me from understanding euphemisms.

Person 1: it's okay. He had sexual intercouse with someone with XX chromosomes.

by Omencaptains June 13, 2024

Lay me

When someone makes a layup on you in a basketball game

Kooks lays Jaquan

Justin: “lay me”

by Justoooo August 17, 2019