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Shit-tinted glasses

An antonym of rose-tinted glasses.

To see things through shit-tinted glasses means to look at things in a pessimistic manner, to see something negatively, and/or as worse than it actually was. Shit-tinted glasses is usually brought on by angst, having a particularly shit day, or even sometimes for no reason in particular.
Person 1: Fucking christ, looking back on it, my teachers back in elementary school were assholes.
Person 2 (Person 1's friend and former classmate): Not really. Have you considered the thought that you're looking back into the past through shit-tinted glasses? You were kind of a little shit back then.
by Glennicus August 28, 2020
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Dusty wine glass

An old lady's dry cobweb vagina
She looks like she has a Dusty Wine glass
by Sassypants27 May 11, 2015
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JACKSONVILLE AUTO GLASS

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by Your bob August 30, 2022
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pop bottle glasses

A pair of glasses with lenses as thick as a pop bottle bottom. Without that pair of glasses on the person can only tell if it's night or day.
Dirty Dave is completely blind without his pop bottle glasses on.
by JoeyBomm March 7, 2021
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Glass in baby food

A random meme that stems from “grossest things found in food” by They Will Kill You on YouTube.
by Dark raider boss September 3, 2023
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rose-colored glasses

once the rose-colored glasses came off she could see the whole picture
by Reiki Lady83 April 15, 2020
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Glass Box Show

Its a show in one of those "Happy Ending Massage Parlors" in Korea.

They put you in a glass box and close it and a young asian girl whos eaten some very gross food and now has massive diarrhea comes and takes a giant shit all over the glass box while you're inside. After shes done they hose it off and let you out.
Tom: Dude how was the glass box show?
Phil: Very very strange. She ate some very bad Kim Chi. But oddly enough, I'm gonna go watch another one!
by whydoiknowthesethings June 29, 2009
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