Barry Big Nuts

A Barry Big Nuts is somebody who, while drunk acts in an aggressive manner towards both mates and innocent bystanders.

On his birthday, David Smith was a proper Barry Big Nuts!

by gwilli11 November 23, 2009

lover's nuts

Testicular pain caused by prolonged sexual stimulation without ejaculation.

EXAMPLE:

' At the next table, also alone, was Cyprian Ukwende, the Indaro, the Nigerian . . .

. . . ' He needed a woman, too, or a bunch of women who would fuck him hundreds of times a week, because he was so full of lust and jism all the time. And he ached to be with his Indaro relatives. Back home, he had six hundred relatives he knew by name.

' Ukwende's face was impassive as he ordered the Number Three Breakfast with whole-wheat toast. Behind his mask was a young man in the terminal stages of nostalgia and lover's nuts. '

--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 11 (Pages 92 - 93).

by Dinkum March 4, 2014

Mightiest Of Fat Nuts

When you release a nut of gargantuan proportions that is worthy of the gods

"Wow i busted the mightiest of fat nuts in my neighbors dog yesterday"

by ForJevers December 13, 2016

Nuts on the road

Can be used in any context, for any occasion.

Derrived from the popular English TV comedy show: "Mock the Week"

"Lets go play some ball"
"Nuts on the road"

by 12345678987654321 September 30, 2007

nuts to the face

A potentially deadly move in the martial art known as Sack-Chi, in which a sweaty man thrusts his unwashed scrotum into the eyes of his opponent.

Now that he has perfected the art of nuts to the face, Young Shitting Grasshopper can face his mortal enemy, Dark Cloud of Ass Juice.

by cpoc January 28, 2004

zeus’ nutsack

Tazing the guys nutsack while he goes balls deep

“Yo, Jeremy did the Zeus’ Nutsack and he can’t have kids now!”

by Wassupitsyaboiskinnypenis November 10, 2018

no-nuts

Letterally, a male with no testicles; metaphorically, a chicken-shit little motherfucker

That little no-nuts was one of the ten dwarves vying for the Presidency

by cornholio October 16, 2003