simp

A loser 'nice guy' that knows he's getting catfished but is so desperate for attention from a (fake) pretty girl that he refuses to see all the blatantly obvious signs. He'll literally still shell out hundreds of dollars for her approval even though she's not even a real person.

A: Lmao this Alex kid is so desperate for 'female' attention that he bought me a $60 video game AND a Nintendo Switch. This was after he expressed concerns that I wasn't even a real person.

K: Wow, guess he would do anything to believe someone actually cared about his meaningless existence. What a fuckin simp.

by Short and Stubby Alex August 7, 2020

simp

Harish.

Me: Unfortunately, I dreamed that I married Harish.
My friend: but why is that a bad thing?
Me: cuz I can't marry a simp

by simp4ever April 24, 2020

Simp

Edgar

We all know why, fucking simp

by IJustMadeThisSoICanMakeFunOfMy December 14, 2019

Simp

Leo

Leo is simping again, look he's on his way to mcDonalds AGAIN.

by AYAYEET February 27, 2020

Simping

Taking it up the ass from a cat boi

Nick Fuentes took a mad simping this evening

by Clark Cat FUCKER January 11, 2020

SIMP

A sad ass weeb who can’t get no pussy so they let bitches walk all over their ass for even the slightest increase of a chance of obtaining pussy.
These motherfuckers love e-girls like Belle Delphine and will forfeit their annual salary and all mortal possessions to the e-girl in question’s Patreon, then proceed to shit and piss all over the place when their username is mentioned on Twitch.
Watch out for these mofos. They’re SUCKERS IDOLIZING MEDIOCRE PUSSY.

Belle Dolphin: Thank you so much XxOtaku_swagM4ST4_69xX for the donation of your annual salary!
The Simp: I piss and shit and cum all over the place because I am a SIMP.

by BooBooKeys December 22, 2019

Simp

The name for a vagina that resembles Homer Simpsons mouth.

Whoa did you see that girls simp? Go have a look at the subreddit r/simps for more.

by Jimbinato October 12, 2017