woke

the ironic state of being so hopelessly indoctrinated by the mainstream PC culture of being aggressively anti-establishment, individualistic, tolerant, and overtly aware of every marginalized social demographic that you march in lockstep with the establishment that promotes these false virtues by encouraging you to shed any remnant of individual thought or expression that does not align with the establishment's prescribed virtues, refuse to tolerate any deviation from those virtues in yourself or others, and marginalize others by reducing everyone to nothing more than a collection of immutable traits such as race, gender, and sexual orientation.

Hey! Did you see Marla's new frog/froggy pronouns? Frog identifies as frog after frog saw a 60 minutes exposé about gay, black, female republicans having internalized racist, misogynist tendencies because all gays, blacks, and women are supposed to be democrats. Frog then realized that as a white person frog wasn't oppressed enough to have a valid point of view which made frog sad and want a bath. Then frog realized frog like being in water as much as frog liked being out of the water just like a frog, so frog must be frog! Afterwards, Frog got a promotion at work for being so woke!

by soultrip September 26, 2022

Woke

(adj.) A state of awareness only achieved by those dumb enough to find injustice in everything except their own behavior.

Disney has been getting too woke lately
Go woke, go broke

by IsItPhase?NoCantBeHim December 19, 2022

woke

awake, or thinking thoughts that are seemingly progressive

karen thinks she is woke because she calls her kid by his preferred name

by anonymous September 9, 2022

Woke

People who support tv's made by LG

People who support LG Tv's ( or something like that ) are woke

by Gameify January 16, 2024

Woke

Woke is a badge of self-proclaimed social consciousness worn by those who equate awareness with action. They hold a finely tuned radar for detecting microaggressions and a bullhorn for amplifying them, all while blissfully overlooking any inconsistencies in their own performative activism. Think virtue signaling on steroids, with a side dish of moral superiority.

Where are the black people in Shogun? The show is not woke enough.

by Judgemental Goat April 6, 2024

woke-off

When people engage in a virtue-signalling competition to prove who is more "woke" than the other

"It was a total woke-off in class today"

"I think I'll just have to have a woke-off with this essay"

"the liberal arts is just a woke-off"

by theredandblueblur March 31, 2025

Woke

Adjective: Catch-all word used by Cultural Conservatives as a substitute slur word.

Instead of calling a person a slur because it's no longer acceptable you would call them "woke". Example: I thinks "Woke" Space Lasers started all the fires in California.

by Guy Fawks January 13, 2023