Tiffany: "I saw you go home with a guy last night, how was it?"
Emily: "I was going to have sex with him, but I noticed that he had a ross penis, so I just laughed and went to sleep"
Emily: "I was going to have sex with him, but I noticed that he had a ross penis, so I just laughed and went to sleep"
by Ross O. Neill May 09, 2014
When someone circumcised and has a dark skinned penis, but the tip of the penis is pink; thus looking like a Neapolitan ice cream sandwhich.
by Mesoss March 07, 2014
A girl who has the hands of giants. One who's hands will pop your penis like a fat kid breaking the can open for the last pringle.
by Microwaved Fork August 09, 2021
Music that you know is bad and shouldn’t be listened to / enjoyed, but triggers the uncontrollable instinct of wanting to dance and jam out to it anyway
Guy 1: dude, why do you like this song? It sucks.
Guy 2: oh it totally does I hate it... it’s kinda catchy though, yeah?
Guy 1: hell yeah, this is total penis music
Guy 2: oh it totally does I hate it... it’s kinda catchy though, yeah?
Guy 1: hell yeah, this is total penis music
by Bigdaddylongjohns February 20, 2020
The result of a crappy band name maker, Penis Avalanche is the name of the dopest jazz band in the northern hemisphere. Playing hit singles such as "Trunk of the Pussy Spray" and "Fuck Mel Gibson" the band has quickly gained success as the number one band in Albion, Washington.
The band has since broken up, and reformed so often, that most of the members have no longer play an instrument and instead stare awkwardly at each other for the better part of 12 hours while watching hipster music videos on Youtube and making fun of their poor bass player.
The band has since broken up, and reformed so often, that most of the members have no longer play an instrument and instead stare awkwardly at each other for the better part of 12 hours while watching hipster music videos on Youtube and making fun of their poor bass player.
by FuckMelGibson July 07, 2013
Also known as breaking your penis
The act of pressuring the blood in your penis shaft, until it rips open with internal bleeding. Symptoms could be a purple swollen shaft
The act of pressuring the blood in your penis shaft, until it rips open with internal bleeding. Symptoms could be a purple swollen shaft
by LebaAnatnom October 31, 2016
by SamBissell June 16, 2023