Morphy's Law

Refers to the often-experienced situation of frustration and lack of progress/advancement caused by the infamous "double-face" that so many lazy/selfish/insensitive people rapidly vacillate between, depending on current conditions --- one moment they may be robustly cheerful and agreeably open-minded, and then if someone mentions an unwelcome subject or task, they suddenly "morph" into an irritable depressed "limp rag" who does not wish to bestir himself or cooperate/assist in any way.

Morphy's Law: The level of energy/patience/good humor that someone possesses is in direct inverse proportion to the desirability of the topic under discussion, the amount of strenuous labor involved in a proposed task, etc.

by QuacksO January 4, 2017

Murph

When you murder all the members of a gun range for the soul purpose of free lodging and range time.

Let's murph those guys.

by J0hnny_h0pkins July 5, 2017

murphins

a fucking king 🐐👑

do you see that crown on murphins head?

by browardcountygoats August 27, 2017

Murph

A really shitty person.

"Yo Kyle L, you're fuckin Murph bro."

by Stackhouse September 15, 2017

Murph

Mainly
Unbelievably

Ravaging
Person
Healthy Lover

Look at that Murph he's so sexy.

by ChristineM6969 May 10, 2018

Murph

To vomit/ throw up after partying and having no recall about such events unless reminded by a friend.

Dammit Aidan you just murphed in the floor . Another example could be Lainey did you just murph in the bathroom

by thealberto September 16, 2018

Murph’d

Getting fucked over!

My shitty beat partner didn’t answer up for a call like always, guess he murph’d me.

I just got handed a pile of shit because my partner murph’d me and went out of service.

by Gigiddy64 February 26, 2019