ur sister a mister

An insult more powerful than "ur dad lesbian" but not as powerful as "ur granny tranny"

"ur dad lesbian" Jerry said to Leo
"ur sister a mister!" Leo responded
*Jerry dies*

by Grendman May 14, 2018

Virginian Coal Miner

To be a virgin; To be pure of something. Or to be an actual virginian coal miner(which is most likely to be a virgin).

Man, that too good of a church boy peter is such a virginian coal miner.

That skeezy ho lorrie is not a virginian coal miner

Nathan Wayne Harris = Virginian Coal Miner

by PLN November 2, 2008

Chilean Miner

A sexual experience which finally happens after prolonged flirtation for months. The sex goes on for days. And in the process you "bore down" into each others souls and connect on the deepest most spiritual level.

Dude, it was intense. We had like this epic John/Yoko bed-in all weekend. It was like primal ,caveman, stuff-I-thought-I-could-only-discover-in-therapy-sex. It was a real Chilean Miner.

John and Mary had liked each other for a while but never acknowledged it. The whole office knew it. And then I guess one weeekend they had this Chilean Miner and they've been together ever since.

by justsitthereandstare October 16, 2010

mister twister

If you are a guy, something much worse than a tornado.

That little twinkleberry gave his best friend a mister twister.

by Guido1 March 11, 2008

Mister Softee

Cunnilingus after ejaculating into a vagina.
Eating a cream pie pussy.

$5 for a Mister Softee.

by Jbucklam February 27, 2017

miserly-angel

Where a woman, to the man's arguably limited perspective, seems both SO generous and yet so ARBITRARY in her offer, such as to induce mental meltdown in the man as a feedback loop he can't process.

-- So he couldn't understand how she was SO generous and yet so ARBITRARY in her offer, and this is now his major pre-occupation.

-- Ah, he feels she's a miserly-angel, and now he worships her.

by sukadog May 3, 2011

Miner

Digg's the prison's for Child sex offenders. Drug Addict's. Lair. Whore's. Thieve's. Dirty Police. Murder's. That pray on innocent straight young men.

Miner was in the Utah State Prison. He is 40 years isn't a Virgin thinks his penis is big.

by fireboss1 February 7, 2017