Mental bakedown

It's when you get a mental breakdown and so you start baking.

Yesterday was such a tough day, i had a mental bakedown and made 100 cookies. 👾

by sugaraddict January 4, 2019

mental horse issues

When you have a hentai account on Instagram to cope with your fear and PTSD of Horses and horse memorabilia

That guy definitely has Mental Horse Issues, he shivers at the Sight of a saddle.

by Milkman January 7, 2019

mental pickle

When you are confused with a situation

"It seems you've caught me in a mental pickle." -Dumb Horny Boy (who has a finance but wants nudes from another girl)

by Funnygal123456789 August 22, 2019

Mentabity

something a lazy person says instead of mentality because they forgot the word

him: Ur so dumb
me: Be quiet i'm in my state of mentabity

me: I just took a shit in the middle of Walmart and it's leaking down my legs lmao
him: Damn bro you're on a whole level mentabity then me

by BigDickBoyMirko November 12, 2019

Maintain Your Homeostasis

"Maintain Your Homeostasis" is one of many of Mr. Okezie's catch-phrases. It generally means to take four deep breaths, while taking your time of course, to the effect of reducing one's cortisol levels. He says this almost all the time....and it works.

Hey man, your messing up the vibe. It's a vibe....bruh. Maintain Your Homeostasis.

by phantomofthe0pera November 24, 2019

mental candle power

A way of measuring the brightness of a person. The brighter the light the smarter and more capable the person. The dimmer the light the less they are capable .

He lacked the mental candle power to do his job but had no problem leaving a blazing trail of ruin in his path.

by mlhiss December 24, 2019

mental stealth

The act of hiding one's mental illness or dysfunction from others.

Jack employed some severe mental stealth during his date with Cindy

by jack_99 February 3, 2020