Minged

An adjective describing a form of intoxication where the member is more than fried, but also in control of their actions.

Aye bruh that gas got me minged as shit. IS THERE CUM IN THAT JAUNT???

by Hammer66 June 2, 2022

Minge

A portmanteau like Brangelina. Mike and Ange become known as "Minge". A best friendship that knows no bounds forged from many years of fffing about and just having a good time - derived from 2 amazing people, clearly one more amazing than the other as one has created its own urban spoon definition for them.

Damn that Minge is amazing.

by amuse-bouche December 7, 2021

Minge

Minge is the UK term to refer to a dog.

I love your minge it’s so cute and fluffy!
Thanks lad!!

by Grabmywilly December 25, 2021

Minge

British slang for vagina

"Your minge is amazing"

by Dildoswaggins380 December 30, 2021

Ninja minge

A woman sneaking under the radar and by not shaving her genitaler for over week.

Barry, your stubble would be like Velcro on an half shaven Ninja minge.

by Creative stupidity March 10, 2022

Ming Mang Mao

When a video is leaked showing the toughest alpha male in the neighborhood, performing oral sex and getting his face repeatedly slapped by a transgender woman’s penis.

Did you see the video of him? He just let that trans woman ming mang mao him!

by stolenhorcrux March 16, 2022

the ming

Someone who gets mad b words and has more than 0 play. However, he prefers to spend his time with cars rather than his b words.

woah that guy has so many b words! He's def the ming!

by iwanabeming March 21, 2022