Mike's List

An email you receive at 10PM from a co-worker that just went on vacation that contains a list of items he failed to fix over the last month.

Jesus, I just got Mike's List and now I have to head to Blomkin to fix a PC that's been down for 3 weeks.

by Jotok November 21, 2010

Coach Mike

An unempathetic coach

He was acting like such a coach mike.
what a coach mike thing to do

by 188888995 July 29, 2021

mike rivera

a man that jerks off at least thirteen times a day.

you're such a Mike rivera

by dicknibbler January 27, 2016

Coach Mike

One goofy ass nigga

“Omfg guys Coach Mike hit a motorcycle driving to practice”

“That’s crazy! What a goofy ass nigga!”

by mygfsuckstoes October 16, 2019

Captain Mike

A mythical legend that lives in the highlands of Everts.He has a son who he beats everyday.

Captain mike was beating Landon, Landon was very happy

by Brady_gross September 23, 2020

sexy mike

HE is a sexy pigeon man who takes pictures of toes. but he loves licking pigs with his bernie sanders buttwhole.
he twerks out naked shrek's on saturday's in MAC DONALDS . he rides frog people

aww man a SEXY MIKE

by IDK SEXY MIKE September 11, 2020

mike khoury

Mike khoury is vastly popular on twitter and Snapchat. A few of his videos have gone viral, such as the time he got finessed in the Taco Bell drive thru. People often find humor in the fact that he is extremely unfortunate.

Also, he loves his cat, Sebastian.

EX#1: lmfao you really just got jumped at your OWN PARTY, dassa Mike Khoury move.

EX#2: you more obsessed with your cat than mike khoury is.

by Bugcity September 20, 2017