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McDonald’s Plot

A group of people who hang around a McDonald’s 24/7.
Gregg: who are those guys over there?

Dave: oh, that’s the McDonald’s plot
by P griddy September 12, 2025
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patrick mcdonald

Fat, tall cunt who deserves to have low self esteem.
by MCDONALDTRUMP December 15, 2016
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take me to mcdonalds

Means to have a quick and cheeky fuck somewhere readily avalible. Another "Netflix & Chill" type phrase.
Guy:"Babe im in the mood."
Girl"Baby me too, come take me to McDonalds"
by larasinsidejokes December 23, 2016
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McDonald's nuggets

A perfect snack to feed your chickens and any children in your basement. Also,

it's nice to feast on everyday if you don't mind having shit food.
Katelyn: I'm hungry
Ava: have some McDonald's nuggets you fat shit
by GrandmasThickCrunchyCookies April 10, 2020
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McDonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.

Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!

Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.

Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
by Dr.FartScientist October 6, 2020
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McDonald's Clout

When you work at the golden arches and bring in that Dough.
Jake is working at McDonald's now. He's raking in that McDonald's Clout.
by Wainwright6969 October 26, 2018
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mcdonald

them mcdonald mfs gay
by yaassssslaayyy November 3, 2021
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