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Martin

a man who is always dtf, but only with a minimum of three guys, and he will always take all of the load after. If you do not let a martin have all of the load, you should fear for your life because he will find you and spit a mouth full of fresh into your butthole
jeez that martin just took all of my load
by EnRiktigtKallEn April 12, 2018
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Penis Martin

When you pocket jerk for too long and you accidentally bust a nut
Dude I was jerking in class, and I got caught cause I penis martined it
by Ethanenter December 17, 2025
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Getting away from martin

When you are satisfied with a sexual encounter, but your partner wishes to continue, possibly leading to chaffing.
How was your date with Susan last night? Yeah, it went great, we went back to her place, but the sex was like getting away from Martin.
by MonkeyTennis February 28, 2019
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Martin

A Martin is a red head who still likes his ex even tho he knows she doesn’t like him
Martin is a simp
by Shiii idk November 21, 2021
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Martin Texter

Someone who can't keep a conversation going through text messaging. Texts boring things and phrases such as "K", "Cool", "What's Up", "Nothing Much", and "Hbu". Is awkward,someone who sends one word responses and is basically impossible to carry on a conversation with in text
He was such a martin texter on instagram direct message last night.
by Tri-state Area December 18, 2020
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Gavyn Martin

A weird guy who loves school. He also loves books and math. Usually single for a long time. Has few friends
Gavyn Martin defined is a weird semi-cool male.
by Rick Martian May 25, 2018
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This Is Martin Plural

A phrase that originated when edgelord Snappedlegs sent online user Rick a video call of a man named Martin performing an explicit spoon-related act, then followed it with the message "This is Martin Plural" The word "Plural" entered the meme after newgen grey Berkfulm3D accidentally wrote "Just get banned 109 times bro, plural"instead of "brutal".
Rick: "Who the fuck is this?"
Snappedlegs: "This is martin, and we need to talk pal. This is Martin Plural"
by UltimateAryan November 14, 2025
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