Garth Mario 

Garth Mario was born on 1943 he was born at a young age and was abused by his parents for “being a lump of moose shit” he later was put up for adoption by his parents the adopted by Adolf hitler who later abandoned him in the streets because “I hate you loser haha (epic fortnite dance)” then at the age of 27 he commuted seppuku

Pros: good at making pizza and pasta
Cons: EVERYTHING else, mainly poems

Guy 1: Yo your just like Garth Mario
Guy 2: did your suck an asshole (goes home to commit seppuku

Garth Mario by NoOneLovesMe52 December 24, 2019

Super Mario Galaxy: Cosmic Chaos 

A very good SMG1 hack which is based off from Kaizo Mario Galaxy and SMG1: Daredevil Challenge.

Dude 1: “Have you played Super Mario Galaxy: Cosmic Chaos?”
Dude 2: “Yes, but where the fuck is Luigi at in Good Egg?”

Super Mario Galaxy: Cosmic Chaos by PudvahCrew (Tristan) February 16, 2021

Supah Mario Brothers 2 

The best game to ever exist, winning game of the year 15 years in a row.

Friend: What's your favorite game?
Dunkey: SUPAH MARIO BROTHERS 2! UH OH! SUPAH MARIO BROTHERS 2 UH OH! SOUP- SOUP- SOUP- SOUP- SUPAH MARIO BROTHERS 2 SOUP- SOUP- SOUP- SOUP- SUPAH MARIO BROTHERS 2 GAME OF THE SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK? Game of the Year: Super Mario Brothers 2 GAME OF THE SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK? Game of the Year: Super Mario Brothers 2 WHAT THE FUCK? Piece of shit! WHAT THE FUCK?

Supah Mario Brothers 2 by Rubub March 11, 2021

Oral Mario Cart Sex 

When one person is playing Mario Cart and the other is giving them oral

Person A: Damnnnnnnnnn bro me and Jessie did some good ass Oral Mario Cart Sex last night.
Person B: Nice one bro, me and Chris gonna do some tonight.

Oral Mario Cart Sex by god_of_oranges August 1, 2021

Shoggin Mario boquiepfany 

The action on standing on the right leg, putting the left foot up by you’re hip and holding it with you’re hand.

Did you see how that guy just did the Shoggin Mario boquiepfany!?! He’s talented!

Shoggin Mario boquiepfany by Smallbitchesaresexy September 21, 2021

juan mario 

Juan Mario is commonly known as the hardest name one can acquire in the human form. There is a large controversy to the origins of the label, most commonly deriving from “Juan, The Horse Master” and “Maria, Queen of the Culantro Realm”, while relevant, it was recently disputed that the name in fact was influenced by Don Juan (the greatest lover on the planet) and Super Mario (the greatest plumber in the world). Which concludes to the fact that Juan Mario will not only be a gentle lover but he will also dig deep into your sexual desires and plumb profoundly into your lusts.

I spent a night with Juan Mario, he cleaned my pipes and I’m overwhelmingly satisfied

juan mario by Khuan November 22, 2021

Kevin Mario 

Kevin Mario is a hot babe and has a twin called melvin and everyone loves him and his boys adam and anesu

Kevin is meant to have a big dick but unfortunaty he was born with a 1 incher

Is that THE Kevin Mario
Ofc and im with ma boy mahmoud bata
i love bata
same
wanna kiss
ok bata
*makes out with bate*

Kevin Mario by kwaramba February 20, 2022