Mandalgia

Nostalgia for a time that you didn’t actually experience, because it probably never existed.

I get a feeling of Mandalgia when I think about the good ol’ days.

by Pseudonymous Handel September 6, 2023

Mandatory Sog Time

Mandatory Sog Time is a slang term refering to taking a bath or shower, usually related to a cat or dog. This can also be known as "Sogging" or "Taking your Mandatory Sog".

Person 1: Hey, Do you wanna hang out after school?

Person 2: Nahh, Its my turn to do chores.

1: Damn, But it wont take too long, right? Couldn't we meet at 8 or sum?

2: My cat is stinky so it's his Mandatory Sog Time. Hes violent AF so i gotta take some time to recover. Tomorrow?
1: aight

by Isaac the FTM December 28, 2023

Mandages

A mixture of mandarins and oranges.

*Ryan is eating mandarins and oranges*
Ryan: I'm eating oranges
Lena: No, you're eating mandages

by Cameron loves 69 January 8, 2024

Mandar

When I think of Mandar, I think of eddy pounding my little asshole.

I had a dream last night about Mandar

by nocontextdarian January 17, 2024

Mandacity

When a MAN speaks/acts foolish or does something stupid.

When Max came home from work he walked in with muddy shoes AFTER his girlfriend told him she cleaned the house. "Mandacity"

by LinaVal April 30, 2024

Mandatory reporter

A person whose position includes as one of its tenants the obligation to report possible criminal activity to a higher authority should they be made aware of it. If it is made aware that they knew of the possible activity and failed to report it, they will be implicated as a criminal conspirator and be made subject to legal reprisal.

A school teacher is a mandatory reporter who must file a letter of concern to higher authorities should they learn that one of their students is possibly being abused.

by AOmundson June 8, 2024

mandarin munting

The premise of mandarin munting is the same as munting except it consists of 3 people instead of 2. To mandarin munt one person must shove a mandarin into the dead persons anus while the other 2 do the basic steps to munting. After doing this when one person jumps onto the corpse it launches the mandarin into one persons mouth and the bodily fluids get sent either into the sky or into someone's mouth

"Yo jake tryna go do some mandarin munting? My grandma got buried recently"

by yWaffle January 26, 2025