hose machine 

A man said to prey upon as many younger women as humanly able; a regular fuck machine.

Mick Jagger, most frat boys (TKE in particular), and Bill Clinton are al really great examples of a hose machine.

hose machine by cassius$ July 18, 2006

Miscarriage Machine

1. A woman who can get pregnant but can't seem to stay pregnant. Five or more misscarriages are needed to classify as such.

person 1 "Hey did you hear that Sherry is pregnant again?"

person 2 "No I didn't."

person 3 "I wouldn't worry about it to much, She's a Miscarriage Machine!"

Miscarriage Machine by x1342666 October 20, 2009

Watermelon machine 

A type of vending machine that holds and sells watermelon. And keeps the watermelon cool and moist.

There's a watermelon machine.

Watermelon machine by Judge dredd7 June 1, 2011

washing machine 

a crack head that gets loads dumped in them for their drugs

is that dawn yeah she's a washing machine, she's constantly gettin loads dumped in her

washing machine by Timothy m mendes September 9, 2020

Bum stubble Dunger tonguer gungy or clean bean machine 

the act of tonguing fuck out of someones arse crevice (unshaven) either before of after one has been for a ringpiece poo painted doup destroying brown number whilst using your stubbly chin to tickle ones bean, back and fourth like a man on a mission.. making you out to be some kind of mega mad mental mechanical man machine!!

guy - "YOU`RE AWAY TO GET TAKEN!!"

girl - "where tho?.. Ive got a gungy doup and you need a shave"

guy - "AND!!!!"

girl - "WOW YOUR A FUCKIN MACHINE!!"

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Bum stubble Dunger tonguer gungy or clean bean machine by ShadeMade aka G-Funk December 27, 2011

big machine

A very large fat woman. Typically referred to as a hog.

A huge bitch. That big machine is going to eat everyone on the dancefloor just for the fun of it. A big machine was burned in her house on "Whats Eating Gilbert Grape".

big machine by Jared Coldwell July 28, 2008

Dunkadelic Machine 

Is a basketball slang term given to players who make dunking a major part of their games.

Shaquille O'Neal is an intimidating and powerful Dunkadelic Machine night in and night out. Amare Stoudemire is a high octane Dunkadelic Machine on the fastbreak of the Suns.

Dunkadelic Machine by Derrick E. Vaughan March 16, 2005