Dirty Ice Cream Machine

The sexual act of laying underneath a man's anus, firmly grasping his erection, and pulling downwards as if preparing a soft-serve ice cream cone while he proceeds to defecate (poop) directly into the mouth of an ice cream-lover.

"You know Shelby? Yeah, I totally gave her a Dirty Ice Cream Machine last night. She really loves chocolate."

by ConroyGullam April 23, 2010

time machine

Mens' bathroom stall. Usually rank.

I left a floatin' Brad Pitt in the time machine

by Whikiity wah April 17, 2004

Washing machine

When someone's tounge goes round and round the persons mouth that they are pulling / snogging

'When I pulled that girl she was like a washing machine. Her tounge just kept going round in circles'

by BANTER BUSSSSS December 10, 2016

Machine Gun Kelly

A white rapper from Cleveland who taught he had a chance to win over Marshall. He was also known for being a stan until he became a hater. Also known as MGK (sometimes known as Machine Gone Kelly / Marshall Gonna Killme)

boy1: do you listen to Machine gun kelly?
boy2: who?
boy1: mgk.
boy2: who?
boy1: the white boy who dissed eminem.
boy2: oh yeah.. yeah it was okay, a lil bit corny

by mollyanne00 November 25, 2018

Machine Queer

Someone who always presses the "try me" buttons on toys and novelties at Wal-Mart and other such stores.

Dude, put down the Tickle Me Elmo, you're such a machine queer.

by Thing105 August 1, 2009

machine-gun intellectualist

Reads a lot, says a lot, and misses the mark most of the time.

A machine-gun intellectualist is deafened by the sound of his/her own noise.

by piralteqnix September 22, 2012

wompy machine

your dick

My wompy machine is 8 inches!

by blaise June 15, 2003