Miss wood

miss wood's are usually sexist/racist bitches they are always short and ugly and annoying aswell as being a hater of kids. the kids in year 8 and the rest of bsm have suffered from a miss wood and have been scared for life from her buckteeth. she hates boys alot and will always pick on the black kids.

white boy:hey wassup dude
black boy: doing my music homework bro
teacher: wat!!!! fuck u black kid and u pasty shet over there!! i hate kids and i will eat ur family black boy and i will blow all of the white kids family too.
black boy + white boy: she's such a (Miss wood)

by ye boy mii guy May 3, 2018

Miss Gillam

The whale they call a gym teacher at stevenson.

"WARNING!"
"run fat ass!"

by Kimothy December 7, 2003

Miss Muppet

Also kown as Alexandra, the word can be used when you see someone wee themselves and a guy chat up youre boy friend or when a blonde comment was made.

Miss Muppet: On the menu it has chicken of the sea, is it just chicken covered in fish sauce ?

Waiter: I think you are confused, its tuna

Miss Muppet: Ok I will hae he 15kg lobster then please.

by Tommy20007 August 7, 2006

miss bellis

look after my man in da u.s.a! love uxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

t.l.cxxxxxx

by missy July 8, 2003

Miss Varsity

'Mi-ss Var-sit-e' Being totally awesome at Soccer.

Damn! She's a Miss Varsity, for sure.

by 'Ex182 May 21, 2003

The Missing Link

Owner of the successful record label Premier Entertainment Group. Founded in New York circa 2006.

The one thing that connects "A" to "B"

I wish "The Missing Link" Produced my album!

by Bryan Z February 25, 2008

Miss Flatio

The title of the winner of a contest for giving the best blowjobs.

She won the Miss Flatio contest.

by Judge dredd7 December 26, 2011