Luke Mitri

One of the best kinds of people in the world. A Luke Mitri would be like a gentleman, always pushing away girls. Saying "I'm sorry that I pushed you away girl, but I always wanted you to come back girl." In general a ladies man, in spare time Luke Mitri is a very talented musician like John Lenon or Chairman Mao. He is a skilled fighter and boxing champion at the schomberg fair. Getting good grades in applied a role model to the whole student body. People want to be him, though Luke Mitri can be used as slang to the person who killed Biggie Luke usually carries a 50 cal. Berreta around getting bitches.

"I saw Luke Mitri today and jizzed buckets as DJ BLITZZZZ walked in after a scrap with edward."

Guy1: WOW you hear Luke Mitri's Music!
Guy2: Man it is BARF.
Guy3: I would if I could.
Guy1: MAN I wish I had what he had. I'm so underprivileged.

by My name is what? November 4, 2013

Luke herzog

Tool that uses other men's dicks as a vape. Favorite flavor is cum.

Don't be a Luke herzog today

by XYZABC22 September 4, 2016

luke birch

An iconic British legend

Chantell: gets her wig whisked up
Luke Birch: stop snatching wigs Chantell
School nurse: don’t worry guys all she needs is a blue paper towel

by Jdjsnskznsks June 30, 2019

Luke Higgins

A short kid who thinks his cool and annoys the shit out of you

Luke Higgins is annoying

by Yu #2 July 27, 2019

luke warr

A TWAT WHO TAKES IT UP THE ASS

OH JAY PUT IT UP MY ASS SAYS "LUKE WARR"

by Kltc July 29, 2019

luke bai

A young model who is extremely hot. He created Bing and is currently married to Jay Ashforth. Luke Bai is a millionaire who is a god at fort.

Luke Bai is soooooo od hot on jah.

by Luke Bai's dad May 13, 2019

Do a Luke

When a man masturbates and cries at the same time, based on the first man to do so: Luke V in 1973.

Friend 1: "God damn, after breaking up with Tony's sister, I had to do a Luke in my room!"

Friend 2: "I'm real sorry about that man, no one should ever have to face doing a Luke!"

by ZombyKillr May 13, 2019