An annoyance to be around and like to steal your girl especially if it’s his ex. A shortie with a shit haircut and changes depending on who he’s hanging with
by Jamespenisfold July 24, 2019

by PooAttacker69 November 23, 2021

Destined to become a pro Rainbow Six Siege player one day. Known for his insane aim and reaction time.
by N1SS4N GTR March 26, 2020

A lewis POON ‘You’re such a lewis Poon’ meaning your a small middle aged man from particularly from little lever, BOLTON, who cannot control their anger or love for drinks. A lewis Poon (NOON) is a hairy man. A lewis POON has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend and often gets told he is ‘punching’
by Simon News1 July 20, 2022

When you drink so much Cough Syrup and have to take a mean shit but it’s winter in Michigan but your friend won’t let you use their bathroom so you go in there backyard and explode diarrhea everywhere and wipe it with a ripped open McDonald’s cup and leaves
Friend one: it kinda smells like death?
Friend two: oh that’s my bad I had a Sloppy Lewie in the backyard!
Friend two: oh that’s my bad I had a Sloppy Lewie in the backyard!
by WoodBluntJointPP November 2, 2021

by OldAlfie1234 December 13, 2010

An over sensitive piece of shit. They always think that they are right and when they are not they complain about being black mailed. Never look a Lewis in the eye as he will start crying and proceed to go to a “grown up”.
by BadArtDotCom October 11, 2020
