Lewis

An annoyance to be around and like to steal your girl especially if it’s his ex. A shortie with a shit haircut and changes depending on who he’s hanging with

Toby: OmD this kids bare annoying
James: is it Lewis gloster
Toby: yep
James: thought so

by Jamespenisfold July 24, 2019

Lewis

Looks like quagmire from family guy and also eats kids and his mum

'The guy just died'
'He's such a Lewis'
'I was talking about your dad'

by PooAttacker69 November 23, 2021

Lewis Whitehouse

Destined to become a pro Rainbow Six Siege player one day. Known for his insane aim and reaction time.

Her: You're so good! You're like Lewis Whitehouse on Siege!

by N1SS4N GTR March 26, 2020

A Lewis Poon

A lewis POON ‘You’re such a lewis Poon’ meaning your a small middle aged man from particularly from little lever, BOLTON, who cannot control their anger or love for drinks. A lewis Poon (NOON) is a hairy man. A lewis POON has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend and often gets told he is ‘punching’

‘No way that is your girlfriend! Your such a lewis POON!)

by Simon News1 July 20, 2022

Sloppy Lewie

When you drink so much Cough Syrup and have to take a mean shit but it’s winter in Michigan but your friend won’t let you use their bathroom so you go in there backyard and explode diarrhea everywhere and wipe it with a ripped open McDonald’s cup and leaves

Friend one: it kinda smells like death?

Friend two: oh that’s my bad I had a Sloppy Lewie in the backyard!

by WoodBluntJointPP November 2, 2021

Lewis Hanson

Bodyguard of Usher

Enrique: Hey did you see Lewis Hanson, Usher's bodyguard?

by OldAlfie1234 December 13, 2010

Lewis

An over sensitive piece of shit. They always think that they are right and when they are not they complain about being black mailed. Never look a Lewis in the eye as he will start crying and proceed to go to a “grown up”.

1: here comes Lewis
2: oh shit don’t look him in the eye

by BadArtDotCom October 11, 2020