School lunch

Sloppy dry tasteless food that is served to children in a place that is more like jail but they call it "school".

The school lunch pizza taste horrible today. I had rather ate rat poison.

by BriAmarsico March 24, 2018

bitch lunch lady

A lunch lady at your high school, usually middle age, hated, and calls children fat ass for buying two lunches.

Sharron Evans at Abington Heights is a bitch lunch lady.

by BILLS2020 November 6, 2018

school lunch

The most disgusting shit in the world. You might as well drink your own cum. It would probably taste better and be healthier than this crap. Seriously, the burgers are put on moldy wheat buns and are drier than the sahara desert. the milk is chunky because of how expired that shit is. Only get the mandarin oranges. Those are the only things that look and taste edible. The lunch ladies have more hair on them than a 40 year old greasy male. They have the body of a linebacker. Bring your own lunch or just get fast food. Don't worry about the health with the fast food as it will be healthier. I can't believe they serve this shit. I feel like this is why kids commit suicide and shoot up schools(no that is not a joke).

I would rather fuck a homeless person than eat this shitty school lunch.

by someguywhoisonurbandictionary March 11, 2021

Two Way Lunch

A act of sexual deviance in which one individual performs analingus on another, whilst a third member of the group performs cunnilingus/fellatio on the same individual, thus achieving simultaneous oral stimulation of the genitals and anus.

Sally loved to have her buthole eaten, and loved to have her cooter tongued just as much, but Biff was only one man, with one tongue, so Biff and Sally invited Sam to join them for a two way lunch on Sally.

by The Mysterious Jed November 17, 2009

stuntin like luncheon

wearing fresh clothes like your attending a formal lunch

Christian's swag is awesome today, he's stuntin like luncheon.

by heartbrecklovesosa March 1, 2017

lunch

A magical time which can usually occur between 11-3pm.

Or If your at school can occur from the ungodly hours of 9 -12.

You eat stuff.

Oh, and some douchebag may steal your food while you're not looking.

Conroy: Dude, you stole my fucking juice.

Zach: dude I was thirsty, and you had another one.

AP: WELL, WE GONE HAVE TO FIGGA DIZ OUT IN DA STREETZ AFTER LUNCH.

by TRINITYPUZZ October 28, 2009

Baby Launcher

Womans flaps. (vagina)

I punched her right in the baby launcher

by MoodyC November 4, 2011