king fanger

the king of all fangers, someone who will fang secretly and not tell anyone and then deny it when found out. this is not a good trait as he chooses hoes before bros

Mr. Wiggles is internationally recognised as king fanger of all the fangers. he resides in his humble abode in Dun Laoghaire Co. Dublin, Ireland. He spends the majority of his time with women and the rest of the time he is sleeping or making plans with other women and has no time for his fellow male companions.

by fanger hunter 3006 June 3, 2011

King Conc

Leader of all concubines and provider of the greatest sex ever.

Osama needed his King Conc for sexual relief from his stress.

by conc000 October 25, 2011

King Sombra Curse

the term derived from the series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 3 Episode 1, where after battling King Sombra Shining Armor's horn becomes covered in black crystals. Thus making him incapable of performing magic.

likewise the "King Sombra Curse" would be similar to Shining Armor's dilemma, but instead with a penis.

"So how'd it go with her last night man?"
"bad, turns out I have the King Sombra Curse"
"Ouch"

by mlP3nY March 5, 2013

Khong

a really cool asian dude, usually very nice but his kindness shouldn't be taken for granted, if pushed can result in a devastating force. not to be underestimated

Friend 1: hey have you met Khong

Friend 2: yeah he round house kicked me as soon as we met then he apologized

by masterzhang187 May 31, 2014

King

The best, the most awesome.

Yo bredrin have you heard the new mic righteous album?
Yeah blud it's King innit

by Yourboy monse October 26, 2016

King Poo

A person who isn't right in the head but still likes to have a lot of fun

Person 1"Shes a lot of fun"

Person 2"That must be King Poo"

by Layne123 December 21, 2016

king of queens

A guy surrounded by quality women

That guy is definitely the king of queens!

by jch March 16, 2017