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Jeff Off

To blow a humoungous load of cum
guy 1: Dude, if I don't jerk off, im gonna jeff off next time I see her
guy 2: the fuck?
by bruh0949 October 20, 2020
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Jeffa

hentai addicts.
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by EgGy or yy December 29, 2020
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Jeff

He is very cute according to me and everyone else i have shown him to so he cant deny it. he is a booly too and mocks me for having said cocky milk ONE TIME ON A DEFINITION WTF MEAN. and for nervous brushing my hair and having glasses smh. but i still love him anyways and infinitely more than he loves me so haha he cant deny it because its a definition now. so yeet he is also perfect and a gift from god like the actual meaning of his name. <333
how is jeff so perfect

yeah like its impossible to be perfect how does he do it
by Cam-ingo April 8, 2021
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Jeff Palermo

When you are in doggy and proceed to double fist 2 vanilla ice cream cones mid stroke.
Ex. Bro, last night was crazy. I finally tried the Jeff Palermo and shorty loved it!
by Vito Spatafore January 28, 2023
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Jackoff Jeff Likes Em Like He Likes His Women

BIG! Jackoff Jeff likes em big enough to block him from the scorching sun on a hot summer day. Big enough to be considered jolly all year long, not just Christmas. Big enough to shop at Lane Giant and Torrid. Big enough to be considered pleasantly plump. Big enough to take up enough seating for three - him, her, and her other ass cheek.

Jeff's fav quote: Go BIG or go home with one who is
We all know Jackoff Jeff likes em like he likes his women - BIG
by one pissed off mama March 24, 2011
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Dirty Jefferson

The act of giving or receiving a rim job that occurs anytime after the recipient has taken a shit and not showered afterwards.
Named after NBA player Richard Jefferson, as he shares the same initials as Rim Job.
"Hey I received a Dirty Jefferson off this chick last night"

"Damn, that's nasty!"
by Dong Megatron January 4, 2014
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Thomas Jefferson

any white guy who hooks up with/privately dates black girls but won't commit to them, even though he has previously committed to white girls in the past and will most likely be dating a white girl in the future

he usually eventually says something to the effect of "i've never made out with a black girl before", or "you're the prettiest black girl i've ever seen"
Fitz is married to Mellie, but has a secret relationship with Olivia Pope. Fitz was a Thomas Jefferson until he was willing to tell the world that he is in love with Olivia.

Mitch has hooked up with black girls in the past, but has only dated white girls. Mitch is a Thomas Jefferson.

Jack and Jasmine met at a party. After getting drunk, they made out. Jack revealed to Jasmine that he had never made out with a black girl before. The next day, Jasmine looked up Jack on Facebook and discovered that he was in a relationship with a white girl named Rachel. Jack is a Thomas Jefferson.

Connor and I were seeing each other. He never wanted to call it dating; he said he wasn't ready to be in a relationship. After things fizzled out between us, I found out he was officially dating a girl named Becky. I had thought Connor wasn't ready for a commitment, but realized he had been a Thomas Jefferson all along.
by yunghag February 2, 2016
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