Jason

A man with a very small penis. A man named jason tends to have a very small I.Q to o along with his insignificant penis. Jason scares women away with his breath that resembles of when a lion eats elphany shit.

I had sex with Jason and his penis was very small

by Jugganot January 3, 2017

Jason Li

A person who is considered by society a fake hype beast, shellshock noob, and a warriors bandwagon.

That kid recently started acting like Jason Li

by 31 savage September 26, 2018

Jason

A little wanna be ass kid who thinks he a badass

Jason is Little bitch makes no sense and he is a freshmen thinking hes all grown trying to act all cool an shit but deep down he knows he a little hoe ass bitch

by Nibbaman6969 December 8, 2019

JASON

Jason- Jason is the name of a short sex offender, with the strength of a fetus, who is willing to get Corona for unknown reasons

Jason violated a squirrel

by Jaspnissmall March 3, 2020

doctor jason

a man who hosts his own tv show and gives cures for various diseases such as cancer and gonorrea. His assistant is called johnathon

and now its time for........ DOCTOR JASON

by paolo April 8, 2004

Pull a Jason

When you have a critical impending final and sleep through it, then take 15 minutes to brush your teeth before heading to said final 2 hours late to try and salvage a passing grade

-Fuck dude, I pulled a Jason this morning and slept through my final! Now i gotta bone out of intro to astronomy!

-You better rest up tonight sweetie or you might pull a Jason in the morning

by zongheadluvr December 7, 2009

Jason Collins

Someone who is depressed and gets attached very easily to girls he starts dating and avoids hanging out with his friends. Most likely leads to moving in with the girl too early and a quick engagement.

Man, Steve just lost his virginity and now he's a regular Jason Collins.

by miked202 March 2, 2011