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holiday taint

The days between Christmas and New Years. Named for the slang of the perineum.
We're stuck here for Christmas and New Years...so lets spend the holiday taint somewhere warm.
by Michael Soldier January 8, 2011
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tainted stamp

When a man smears poop all over the bottom of his nut sack and then proceeds to use it as a stamp and stamps another person's face. This can be used during sex or at parties to show dominance.
Sally doesn't know it, but she is getting a tainted stamp after school today.

The kids really got into the finger painting mood.....reminds me of back in the day when I used to get tainted stamps.
by AntMan December 14, 2013
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Huffing the taint

When you are so close to finding an answer but you're not there yet. You are so close to the answer that you can taste it.
On my final guess of today's Wordle, I was missing one letter. I tell ya, I was huffing the taint on that one.
by the_rat_guzzler September 25, 2025
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Taint trail.

The taint trail is as implied: your halfway between the ultimate quest of a new discovery v.s. eating shit and taking a back seat.
Taint trail....the difference of sushi v.s. leftovers.
by Redriquez September 13, 2022
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Tainted Ass

A term used to identify a girl to your friends as one you've dated/slept with in the past
Rick: She's pretty cute!
John: That's my tainted ass.
by Deezerman October 3, 2016
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Tangy Taint

Someone that refuses or just doesn’t have the “time” to wash there taint efficiently leaving a dis-pleasurable odor for the rest of humanity. Also could be from said person not cleaning up after acts of passion or work. Could also be from former food products that get stuck to an ass hair… also see “dingleberry” for reference and definition. Also can be linked to “Trench Taint”which happens more so in the lower half of the states during the warm weather
Oh that person has some Tangy Taint, it almost made me gag
by Toast and Butter January 11, 2022
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Taint Tunnel

noun
1 : A person who tends to say things with complete disregard of how others will receive the message.

2 : Butt's hole.
1 : My friend is a top teir taint tunnel.
2 : Always wipe your taint tunnel from left to right.
by scottzero January 24, 2023
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