Book wanker

A term used by persons who are refreshingly unspoiled by conventional education to describe literate individuals.

Beggar approaches person reading book On a public bench.

Beggar: Can you spare any change so I can buy some food.
Book Wanker: Here’s a sandwich and a public transport ticket
Beggar: How am I supposed to buy heroin with that, you Book Wanker?

In this case the illiterate beggar used the only insult he had in his very short lexicon.

by Snootypants June 5, 2019

Creepin the Book

V.

to stalk a person via Facebook

guy 1: Happy birthday.
guy 2: How'd you know it was my birthday, I never told you.
guy 1: I was creepin the book

by KJandrists December 9, 2008

Book Model

Book Model

Book Model - A person that looks like a model on facebook, but is ugly in person.

Book Model

She looks like Tyra Banks on facebook, but in person she looks more like Carlton Banks.

by Bigg Budd June 28, 2011

book club

Another term (somewhat offensive) to refer to Christians and Christianity

Friend 1: Are you still friends with Karen?
Friend 2: No, shes apart of the book club, yikes

Friend 1: Karen is upset that are you insulting her religion
Friend 2: Not the book club getting mad 💀

by UniToxic April 1, 2021

The Book of Truth

Better known as the Bible.

The Book of Truth shows me how to properly live my life.

by A Midwestern Christian July 27, 2005

Double Booking

The horrendous situation observed in a typical office toilet that contains 2 cubicles, both of which are simultaneously occupied resulting in damnation without relief.

Lloyd: "Wow Dave, you were back from the shitter quickly!"
Dave: "Do not go in there. There's an absolutely awful Double Booking!"

by The Evil Muppet November 6, 2011

put it on the book

to upload information (photo, link, ect) on facebook

oh, that's a great pic ! Imma put it on the book ina sec

translation : this picture will be on my facebook page soon

by shackmama May 18, 2010