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alabama slam-her

"Dude i had sex with tina" "Man shes your cousin you alabama slam-her!"
by Levi K February 7, 2007
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SCOOCH HER UP

TO SCOOCH A WOMAN UP IN A LITTLE PACKAGE AND BANG HER
TONIGHT WHEN I GET HOME FROM THE BAR I'M GONNA SCOOCH HER UP IN A LITTLE PACKAGE AND BANG THE HER!!
by VINNY TUFANO December 28, 2008
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Titanic and bang her

When the girl stands in front of you and you come up behind her and fuck her.
Dude last night I went up to my girlfriend and Titanic and banged her. Called Titanic and bang her!
by Fuckmedaddy4life March 15, 2017
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smash her guts

Dirty rough pounding of the female genitals by an extremely large penis during coitus
Damn yo that hotty is gonna let me smash her guts.
by startronix August 11, 2015
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John Wayne her

To John Wayne her is when the your making sweet love to your chick on the hands and knees like doggy style. Then you pull out a cowboy hat and put it on while at the same time lighting a smoking pipe. Then when she smells the smoke and looks back the you say, "Hey Pilgrim."

This is the act of John Wayne-ing her.
There are several reasons for this:

1. You're doing the girl for the first time and you want to see if she's a pretty cool chick. So you John Wayne her:
a. she laughs then she's cool: she either understands, or she just thinks it's funny
b. she doesn't then she sucks.

2. If you are a movie buff and want to know if she is too:
a. she understands the character and plays along as the horse you are riding
b. she says, "I'm not in the mood." Then you say, "Get off your horse and drink your milk."
by don't beat my meat May 17, 2013
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Munch on her waffle

1. Performing cunnilingus on a girl

or

2. Helping finish someone's breakfast.

This phase can be heard at a small diner that serves breakfast by a friendly waitress who does not get sexual innuendo.
While two people are sitting at a diner finishing their breakfast, the waitress notices the party is mostly done with their food. She walks over and asks the male in the party "do you want to munch on her waffle?" in reference to the sliver of waffle left on the female's plate.

This is followed by uncontrollable under- your-breath little-school-girl giggling and subsequent urbandictionary.com entry.
by Bluesurf1981 February 19, 2009
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Playin' In Her Hair

A man performing oral sex to a female.
She had me sprung, I couldn't stop Playin' In her hair.
by BigDrew1234 January 17, 2009
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