I-jacking

When somebody joins your conversation and changes it to make it completely about them.

I was talking to Holly at the party the other night and then Nicole totally came and started I-jacking.

by xSupernovaax September 14, 2009

i tooted

A weak fart.

Oops, I tooted.

by Onoitooted July 27, 2017

v-i

it's a suggestion for sex. Make a "V" letter with your left hand and an "I" letter with your right hand, then put the second in the middle of the first and there you go.

Up in the club with my homies, tryna get a lil' V-I, i.e., trying to have some sex

by BeetleJuice August 10, 2005

i-shit

An upcoming more current and modern day version of 'everybody poops' produced by Apple.

Dad-Hey son don't be ashamed of needing a turd...Here, read i-shit.

by KEJIAN March 6, 2009

i new it

meaning: keep renewing records of saying 'I knew it' in any way

@ Too Soon What duty free m-all, Dayang beach
Dayan guy1 "D'oh! i new it!"
Dayang ID2 "thought it was 10.4, dincha?"
dǎyàng calls "打烊! lights out, guys!"

by 💾ReallyTbytes📺 November 10, 2017

i wrote this

the best song ever wrote by an amazing artist, named Patrick Star.

" Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star I have a sandwich my mommy name is Fred it tastes like beans and bacon and it smells like it's been dead," - Wow Patrick this is great!-Sponge Bobs comment on the song i wrote this.

by Poopy Squarepants June 9, 2017

i tie

Derogatory term for Italians, used most commonly in the United Kingodom

"I'm not going to that fish and chip shop it's filled with bloody i tie's'

by karientoch March 15, 2019