Ultima Horny

A feeling that could be described as the ultimate Combination of Horny and Heart Horny which is felt when seeing or thinking about someone you deeply care about. It pretty much means you want to hug and cuddle someone while fucking the shit out of them at the same time. So horny but with a very emotional element to it. The main issue with this state of emotion is that it can not be easily resolved by Masturbation or Cuddling alone. Recommended solution would be to cuddlefuck which is honestly pretty self explanatory.

"Dude, I´m so Ultima Horny right now."
"How come?"
"I haven´t seen my Girlfriend in a while so thats probably it"

by ZickZackZICKZACK May 25, 2019

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Horny Cactus

Someone who has intercourse with various people but can’t commit to a relationship for longer than a month.

You’re a horny cactus!

by Clapping Machine February 3, 2018

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Horny Somalian

the act of pooping while smoking a bowl

"How was your poop?"
"Bro, that was one horny Somalian."

by JumboPaperclip January 1, 2012

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rig horny

You've spent your previous 8 weeks on an off-shore rig surrounded by undesirables, you've self serviced this entire time and you can't stop thinking about getting to a love depot for a 1hr session with an upstairs angel.

lexus: oh... my... fucking god.... you erupted all over the room, there's a dent in the wall from your blast!!
stefan: that's what happens when you're rig horny.

by mr_grotesk August 21, 2016

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hopeless horny

A hopeless horny is someone that will do or say anything to get head or laid

jack: this girl said she would give me head if i payed her anddd give her a ride to her bfs house

jack’s friends: ohhh no you’re being a hopeless horny rn

by himynameisjack717 May 30, 2022

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