Dirty Fish Hook

When you stick yer finger up a chick's poop chute, hop on her back, stick yer finger in her mouth, and give the 'ol fish hook.

Clay couldn't wait to give his wife the dirty fish hook and make her taste her own feces.

by Fudgy McPoo February 2, 2004

hook line and sinker

a term used to describe someone who is hooked in and believing it. Mostly used when someone is picking up chicks with some crappy pickup line (ex: is there a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants) and having the girl believe it.

"hey look, max is trying to pick up jacky with that lame pickupline. what a douche."

"i wouldnt say that looks like hes got hook line and sinker."

"oh........ god dammit......."

by Maryjane Hope June 6, 2005

Hooking Up

Pretty much just French Kissing (Kissing with toungue) :D

did you see Bob hooking up with Fran the other night.

by tah-ya_93 October 29, 2008

hooking up with a cow

hooking up with someone really ugly, regardless if the not-ugly person is under the influence of alcohol or not.

Matt hooked up with Matilda, which is basically like hooking up with a cow

by koncept666 April 24, 2010

hook ass bitch

A actual cunt ass bitch Hook is short for Hooker but does not always imply the same meaning.

This is often used when one wants to throw someone off during a conversation which has something to do with something that no one gives a fuck about resulting in being called a Hook Ass Bitch.

Sara: Man Children of Bodom Kick Ass.
Jim: Man you Hook Ass Bitch What the Fuck.
Sara: (slaps Jim)
Jim: (Cunt Punches dat Ho)
(Based on a True Story)

by Badass Jim March 23, 2008

Blue sky hook

A fake piece of equipment you can tell the new guy on the job to go get.

I told Scott to go into the back of my truck and grab the blue sky hook

by Dirty pheasant December 16, 2019

Hook Up or Die

A game played usually by a group of men who are far from home. The group will deliberately travel to a bar or club, without arranging for a hotel or other accommodations. They must only rely on their "hook up" abilities to secure a place to sleep for the night. This is typically played in the wintertime, due to the higher stakes involved in a fail.

Chuck: Bro, I the boys in the car and a full tank of gas. We're heading to Louisville, you coming?

Steve: Sounds cool, who you staying with?

Chuck: Hook up or die mutherfucker.

Steve: Challenge accepted, lets ride!

by x BILKO x September 16, 2016