Hobo Runway

The median on a two lane or more road where a homeless person struts thier stuff sporting the hottest accessory in cardboard fashion and looks for tips.

Tommy: Dude is that John working the hobo runway?

(car pulls up to John)

John: Yeah, I went to art school so now I've gotta spange.

by hoboh8r December 29, 2010

Power Hobo

A homeless person capable of hustling other homeless for food, warmth, shelter etc.

Did you see the way that homeless guy took that guys sleeping bag? Such a power hobo.

by ItsWhateverBruh January 17, 2022

Suicide-Hobo

A term used to define a D&D player who does Murder-Hobo type shenanigans (such as randomly robbing NPCs) but doesn't have good stats to fight and kill their way out of a bad situation.

"I was playing like an absolute suicide-hobo when I used my 1st level halfling bard to lie and steal from some really strong dwarf NPCs. I absolutely would have died if they caught me.

by Ceaig69420 October 8, 2023

hobo hero

A man who conducts much Asshattery, Yet still manages to shock and awe at basic hobo activities.

"That homeless guy is a Hobo Hero!"

by Thatoneguy834 October 28, 2013

Hobo Johnson

When you have sex in public with a homeless person and leave them some change for them afterwards.

I just performed a hobo Johnson with that homeless man over there.

by Naplessaddict June 24, 2019

hobo

homeless bozo

who’s that over yonder

“just a HOBO”

by iateyomommaapowsa May 15, 2021

Secret Hobo

Someone who hoppes from an airbnb to another airbnb. Actually he/she is homeless and can’t confess it to himself/herself.

- Oh my god, do you know she moves every week to another house.
- Yeah, she is secret hobo.

by pensa_coke_cola June 3, 2024