hit the john

Going to go use the bathroom

Hey I'm going to go hit the John I'll be right back

by Jake Olson March 24, 2016

hitting the john

#1.
Using the bathroom.

#2.
Alternate phrase for "smoking a joint." Used when the "authorities" are around, as a discreet way to let fellow stoners know what you just did/are going to do, because it sounds like #1 to virgin ears.

1.
I went downstairs after hitting the john.

2.
MOM: What were you two doing?

KID 1: We were hitting the john!

KID 2: Yeah!

KID 3: (laughs)

by Zolotros March 30, 2010

hit or miss

HIT OR MISS
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA

TRUMP: LIGMA
ME:

HIT OR MISS
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA HIT OR MISS
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA

by SlavicAutism November 5, 2018

Hit By A Bus

Hit By A Bus is slang for "Overdose".
It was derived from the ancient greek story of Sir Birnbaum III and is growing in popularity.

Man you really got hit by a bus - we'll all be praying for you.

by rountrjf March 21, 2008

Whip Hit

The act of inhaling the nitrous out of a whipping cream can before the cream comes out resulting in a feeling like being on the gas while at the dentist.

Dude, Staci had 10 whip hits last night and ended up naked on the floor. Awesome!

by Staciman July 25, 2007

hit up

burglary or breaking and entering, usually used for residential areas

Did you hit up that house yet?

by ECHOSIDE November 17, 2003

Hit it and quit it

A female or dude that has been sweatin someone for sex and once they get some they lose contact with the other person.

You hold out on your boyfriend for two months and when you give him some he breaks up with you and says i just wanted to hit it and quit it.

by QueenB93 April 2, 2009