half stiffy

HALF STIFFY means a half erect penis.

As I was soaping myself down in the shower I noticed the p.e teacher was watching with a HALF STIFFY.

by lowdown November 16, 2004

Half shot in the ass

Adj. (1) phrase describing a drunk person. Canadians sometimes say "half in the bag." Those from the states, especially in larger cities prefer, "Half shot in the ass."

"You were half shot in the ass so you probably don't remember shitting in that old man's fish bowl... poor goldfish"

by Mario DiSilva August 14, 2009

Half Head

when a female/male is engaging in oral activities on either the same or opposite sex and will only complete the job half way. This is either followed with intercourse or the aroused personal finishing the job off with self or objects depending on the preference. This can either be a really big let down for the personal if the half head leads to a fight or other disapointing events but on contary it could also lead to the extreme pleasures of an orgasm during penitrations.

ashden was giving jake oral pleasures but after about 5 minutes of giving a head job she descided that half head was best and intercourse should follow and in doing so fucked jake dry.

by em.candy November 4, 2009

Half boyfriend

Half a boyfriend, a boyfriend that got cut in half.

Girl- That's my half boyfriend, he's been like this for 2 months now.
Guy- It fuckin stinks in here, which half of him is your half boyfriend? The top or the bottom?
Girl- I don't know, I just know I didn't do this to him.
Guy- Nobody said you did.

Girl- Yea, that's right nobody said I did.

by Solid Mantis July 8, 2019

half girlfriend

A girl who friend-zoned you but still flirts and hangs out with you as if she were your's
friend-zone

"Bruh, I saw you and Jyothi flirting af over text, is she your girlfriend?"
"Na! That bitch friend-zoned me ages ago, she's now my half girlfriend"

by F-Bomb Thiru May 2, 2017

Half Windsor

When having sex with your girl, and your pants are by your ankles. Having sex quick without getting undressed.

I gave my girl the Half Windsor right before my friends picked me up.

by Nate Dizzle MA April 20, 2006

half sucked aspirin

The description of a person's face which resembles a partially dissolved aspirin tablet, in that it is pockmarked and lumpy.

"Oh did you see Cameron Diaz without make-up? she's got a head like a half sucked aspirin!"

by LifeSpan-Void May 28, 2006