hat hoe

a person who uses many different companies of hats and wears them at the same time

Omg she is such a hat hoe

by merpmerpmerp0999 July 9, 2017

Felching Hat

A hat that incorporates drinking straw glasses that must circle the eyes or ears, specifically used for the art of sucking semen from a human orafice.

Ben was off to the party, he had packed his McCombe) but knew he needed to grab his Felching Hat as there was a large chance for some coridas.

by Ben Jones June 7, 2018

Time in the hat

Time in the hat is a period of self reflection whilst on a dose of psychedelics. Sometimes meaning literally putting a hat over your eyes and losing yourself.

Alternatively this can also mean you've put in your dues in your job.

EXAMPLE 1: Timmy needs to spend some time in the hat. He's a little selfish.
EXAMPLE 2: Joe used to work at the gas station. He really put in his time in the hat.

by TimeInTheHat April 29, 2019

Last Hat

to love or to have affection for something

I last hat those shoes and that scarf.

by Gospel of Socrates October 8, 2008

Putting in the hat

This is not a saying but people with Asbergers think it is

Jordan: I’m putting in the hat
Everyone else: Whhaaaattt???

by Jimmy69420 January 1, 2019

Switching hats

When you switch hats, it means your changing sexual preference.

"Are you switching hats?"

by #malt December 10, 2016

hat in the air

A cartoon gag where a character’s hat is in the air after the character has lost it due to tremendous force, such as speed or getting run over.

Tom’s hat in the air after older sis Michelle crashes into and walks on him.

Jim’s hat in the air after he gets tackled and walked on by the opposing players.

Matt’s and Jim’s hats in the air as they slide downhill in a cardboard box, which capsizes.

by JMC70 November 26, 2020