Texan Hat

When a man folds a flacid penis in the eye of another man/woman.

Gerry turned to Kate and tiring of the blowjob she was trying to give him decided to give her a texan hat instead. Well, after the night he'd been through he certainly deserved it.

by tapler October 17, 2012

Dickhead hat

Like a thinking cap, a dickhead hat is an imaginary hat that you wear when being a dickhead.

Person #1: Jimmy just punched that guy
Person #2: It looks like Jimmy has his dickhead hat on tonight

by walshyy92 August 26, 2013

Lime Hat

adj. or n. Mood; When you are so absolutely frustrated with life that you bunker down and can no longer function. You no longer are able to form words, your lips are pursed into a thin line and your arm are crossed so tight in front of your body that mechanical compression is currently causing ischemia to all tissue below the elbow.

There is little hope of mood recovery after ischemia has set in.

Hey buddy how ya doing?
........
Are you in a lime hat?
.........

by LIMEHAT ASH November 30, 2011

soggy hat

A use condom , that sits on a man’s head.

That man has a soggy hat on! And he’s running around Seattle naked!

by Kingcorrupt May 1, 2023

Serbian Hat

When a midget completely mounts your head and face fucks you.

"Hey look, that guy over there is wearing a Serbian Hat!"

by _po_gv September 9, 2023

Hat Shagger

A person in a uniformed profession who is obsessed with their job.

He’s such a hat shagger. He loves his uniform so much, he would fuck his own hat.

by Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. July 22, 2023

secret hat

another name for undergarments. the top hat is the obvious covering the head, the bottom hat is the shoe, all that is left to name are the secret hats. These are the hats nobody has to know about you wearing unless you want them to.

"Hey, nice top hat, dude! Where'd you get it?"
"Hot Topic! If you like this, you'd LOVE their secret hats. So many fun colors/patterns! "
"Aw man, date night is coming up; I better get on that!"

by HDiggityDOG13577 April 3, 2020