grawesome

1. an adjective that describes something both great and awesome.
2. The words great and awesome combined.

Mom: "Do you like Hao?
Lura: "Sometimes he's okay, but most of the time he's grawesome!"
Mom: "Why do you say that?"
Lura: "Well, he's pretty hilarious, making me laugh all the time and turning my bad days into good ones. And he buys me lots of food."

by sweetlu January 11, 2012

Grateittude

I appreciate it, but you still get on my nerves.

I appreciate the ride throughout our cross Canada comedy tour but the incessant repetition of your stupid road trip stories caused Standard and Poor's to downgrade the nature of my thankfulness from blessed to grateittude.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith April 10, 2019

Grate

A great what?

No no no you're fine. You're doing it right. I just illustrating that I too don't always properly frame my point. Not making a moral judgement against anyone really. I'm grateful. I'm genuinely asking the questions in the midst of my existential crisis, you know? I find it hilarious that you say a thing that I said. You're a little more tactful then I am but the point is the same. Seeing the nonsense I shoveled into the collective unconscious being reflected back at me by the media I consume is definitely strange.

by Hym Iam April 4, 2022

raise grapes

When you place each hand under a testical and simultaniously raise them up and then lower them back down.

"My father had a vinyard here, he used to raise grapes."

"I BOUGHT U BREAKFAST!"

by Ewahl January 6, 2009

Cheese Grater face

An entirely unattractive girl.

"Your really hot, but your friend is a total cheese grater face."

by Sgt. Forge June 2, 2009

gammon gates

Similar to gammon curtains, gammon gates are the female undercarriage, the flaps if you will

See also squish mitten

I put my hand down her panties and fondled her gammon gates which were astride her panties

While resting my eyes (sleepng) after a particulrly energetic shagging sesh, she flopped her gammon gates over my nose - I almost tossed my noodles due to the pungent stench

see also stench trench

by Jason Zombie October 15, 2009

hot grapes!

A cry of disgust, anguish, or astonishment.

"We have a lot of homework tonight dude" "Hot Grapes!"

by Dr. Chainsmoke October 21, 2009