Glass Door Closet

The metaphorical location of a flamboyantly homosexual person who refuses to own up to their gay ways.
Yeah, he obviosuly likes dudes, but I guess he's in the Glass Door Closet
by Alagai March 22, 2017
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JACKSONVILLE AUTO GLASS

JACKSONVILLE AUTO GLASS

Rock chip repair, Auto Glass and Heavy Equipment replacement! FREE mobile service! 30+ years of service to the East Texas area!"
JACKSONVILLE AUTO GLASS Is good
by Your bob August 30, 2022
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Glasses cumshot supreme

The act of busting a fat load of cum on a woman’s glasses.
Last night I gave that girl a Glasses cumshot supreme
by Daddy Shred March 18, 2019
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Shit-tinted glasses

An antonym of rose-tinted glasses.

To see things through shit-tinted glasses means to look at things in a pessimistic manner, to see something negatively, and/or as worse than it actually was. Shit-tinted glasses is usually brought on by angst, having a particularly shit day, or even sometimes for no reason in particular.
Person 1: Fucking christ, looking back on it, my teachers back in elementary school were assholes.
Person 2 (Person 1's friend and former classmate): Not really. Have you considered the thought that you're looking back into the past through shit-tinted glasses? You were kind of a little shit back then.
by Glennicus August 28, 2020
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fag-nifying glass

A tool used by the Greek god Priapus that rings when it identifies a homosexual. Also known as "holy tool no. 002"
"I used my fag-nifying glass to discover his true orientation."
by Kermit364131 August 11, 2021
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rose-colored glasses

once the rose-colored glasses came off she could see the whole picture
by Reiki Lady83 April 16, 2020
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Glass Box Show

Its a show in one of those "Happy Ending Massage Parlors" in Korea.

They put you in a glass box and close it and a young asian girl whos eaten some very gross food and now has massive diarrhea comes and takes a giant shit all over the glass box while you're inside. After shes done they hose it off and let you out.
Tom: Dude how was the glass box show?
Phil: Very very strange. She ate some very bad Kim Chi. But oddly enough, I'm gonna go watch another one!
by whydoiknowthesethings June 29, 2009
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