Equivalent to "Cold as a witch's titty in a brass bra." It comes from the idea that frog's don't have tails because they froze off.
by ChristopherBelt January 1, 2018
Get the Cold as a frog's tailmug. A Frog Cunty Bitch is particularly an 8th grade teach who is constantly in a bad mood and gets pissed at you for apparent reason and looks like a humanoid frog and smells like total bottom, and looks like she weighs 400 pounds
by truthfully m@n February 23, 2020
Get the frog cunty bitchmug. A frog's well is a common form of argument and is an informal fallacy. It's a common fallacy, where a broad generalized claim is made on the pretext of a small geographical area, ignoring the rest of the globe. One who engages in this fallacy is said to be "digging frog's well".
Statements like, "You know what! Sanskrit is the mother of all languages." are considered frog's well fallacy. The one who is making this kind of fallacious arguments, is digging frog's well.
by rationalanarya February 11, 2018
Get the Frog's well fallacymug. 
That definition isn't right. The phrase "If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'" means that if a person didn't have to put up with a lot of shit or deal with a shitty situation, they wouldn't. If the frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'.
Jim: Hey Bob, how come every girl you have sex with is a real brown bagger?
Bob: If a frog had wings...
Bob: If a frog had wings...
by SKTom March 19, 2009
Get the if a frog had wingsmug. A anal bead that jumps around inside peoples asshole when put in this is the newest way to masterbate better then vibrators dildos and other fucked up shit!
by thecunteater June 28, 2010
Get the squatching frog beadsmug. When a male and a female are finishing up sex and the male is about to ejaculate on her chest or face but instead shoots his load into her eyes.
by DDOGVITO April 8, 2017
Get the English frog eyesmug.