Fustered

To get fustered is to lead someone on and ghost them

He literally fustered you so hard 💀😭

by you say its because of my name January 30, 2024

Festerford

Welsh slang for a local pedophile or nonce. Someone not to be trusted in the vicinity of minors, playgrounds or schools

There's a festerford hanging around the park with a puppy and bag of haribo, someone should call the police

by Jamiesa5 April 13, 2024

faster n harder

A song by 6arelyhuman :)

"So I party like a rockstar, look like a porn star"
"Every day I go hard, riding in my sports car"
"Pull of in that V8"
"Songs on replay"
"Spinning like a DJ"
"Make it look easy"
"I go faster n harder, faster n harder-"

by zesty_zephyr December 14, 2024

Footer

Noun/Verb, the act of shimmying or sliding both feet on the ground very swiftly as a mode of transportation. Also used as a form of racing friends.
Past tense, Footered
Present tense, Footering/Footers

The child happily footered to school.
He footeres his way to victory.
The annual footer race is tomorrow.

by The 7th Huskey German February 12, 2025

Footered

When you get to put all 5 toes in her

Man I footered ol girl last night, you should have seen her face!

She looked over at me and said "I wanna be footered baby"

by ItsMelanieBihh May 9, 2025

Festermaxxing

When after you beat it you let it harden into a second skin layer like an exoskeleton

Yo i was festermaxxing so hard last night I'm prepared for this football game

by TwinCanEater October 22, 2025

Faster than slow

When someone snaps at you 3 times

He snapped at me 3 times saying "Faster than slow" as if I was going at a praying mantis pace

by Om .5 December 20, 2025