flowerbags

The name given to underwear or knickers. More simply a variation on the original latin word flourbags. An item which covers your flower.

I shall wear my favourite Sloggi flowerbags today, the ones with the lace edging. Or, top drawers are reserved for flowerbags and applecatchers.

by Floella Bags March 20, 2009

flower fairy

A alternate name for a baker or pastry person.

Hey, you know that flower fairy knows how to make a good grilled cheese sandwich.

by KillerGriller31 October 8, 2009

flowerage

referring to the act of blossoming or having blossoms, especially in the early parts of spring

We went from zero vegetation from full flowerage in just a few days.

by drinkold April 17, 2010

flowercide

The intentional killing of flowers; or the killing of flowers out of stupidity and ignorance.

She was so mad at her mother, she committed flowercide and cut up her mother's prize rose bushes.

He didn't water his plants causing flowercide and useless weed.

by emberin December 7, 2011

Flower Grandchild

The subsequent offspring of members of the 1960's peace-and-love movement. AKA children of the original hippies.

"Do you see that kid, River? His parents are such hippies, he's a flower grandchild."

by Littlewing August 19, 2012

Flower Funeral

A funeral held for dead flowers. Usually in a flowerbed side service honoring the sweetness and beauty of the dead flowers. Usually held after cutting or throwing away the dead flowers. Is also often held in a church. The only known Flower Funeral happened on November 18, 2011 when Ed Crankshaft, his daughter Pam Murdoch, and her husband Jeff were attending the funeral of a close friend. A Flower Funeral is not sad. In fact, it is very calming. So, if you want beautiful flowers for all time, hold a Flower Funeral for the ones you lost. Its a sweet thing to do.

Ed: Oh no, all my flower died. How am I going to remember them?

Pam: Why not have a Flower Funeral for them? We could crush them up and bury them.

Jeff: Sure! Lets go to Camp Swampy. I bet Stainy Stainglass would officiate.

Ed: Sure, a Flower Funeral would be nice because I love my garden! Sweet.

Stainy: Yes, I'll help! (he starts praying over the flowers) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in memory of these beautiful flowers. May they always live in Heaven in beauty. (he makes the cross sign)

Ed: (bursts out crying) Poor flowers. I don't know what to do.

Stainy: Easy, I know you're stressed. But I got the Mary Mud right here. (he starts massaging Ed with the Mary Mud) Remember how good that felt? Its a nice way to end a Flower Funeral.

Jeff: (jumping up and down crying) I need some of that, too. Can I have some?

Stainy: Sure! This is the most important part of a Flower Funeral. You need flowers to stop stressing over flowers. Remember, flowers have power!

Pam: Sure. Its easy. Just remember its a trial but Flower Funerals make you smile! (she kisses Stainy and he rubs her with the Mary Mud)

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 23, 2011

Flowerpit

The stoners/hipsters moshpit. Consists of arms raised in air, and slow turning, with occasional contact with other members of the flowerpit.

Hipster A: Did you go to that show last night?

Hipster B: Yeah man, that flowerpit was soooo chill..

by Ja-wan December 18, 2012