flat election

A real Election where nobody cares who wins because all of the possible candidates are just as depressing and uninteresting as the others. I.A. We don't care who wins...you all suck, i'd rather take a nap.

I didn't even bother to vote, it's a flat election. Wake me up when it's over.

by SpdRscL November 15, 2023

Denis Flats

Is the God of Gods, with is rule, he had the absolute power.
Also, there us a religion called "Flats's Witnesses"

-In what you believe?
I believe in Denis Flats

by A Flats's Witnesses September 26, 2018

Denis Flats

Is the God of Gods. He had a religion named Flats's Witnesses and he control the world with his overpowered rule.

-In what you believe?
-I believe in Denis Flats.

by A Flats's Witnesses September 26, 2018

flat-hunting

Looking for a place to live, especially a flat

"And I have to admit that I started flat-hunting with some trepidation"

by Aleksei190 January 11, 2017

Flat Worm Friday

Every Friday we honor, celebrate and remember “Flat Worm Friday”for all the flat worms

I can’t wait for it to be Flat Worm Friday

by DidItWork June 13, 2025

brown flat

1. Round flat poop resembling the shape and size of a table tennis paddle. Not to be confused with Browns Flat, the rural community in Kings County, New Brunswick, Canada.

"I've been shitting out brown flats ever since I lost a table tennis tournament and Jerry shoved the flat side of the paddle up my ass."

by Tonyvenom September 23, 2017

flat ass bookin

Moving as fast as you possibly can, usually used to describe a medical helicopter flying as fast as they possibly can in order to save a life.

*sound of helicopter overhead*
“Hey? What’s that sound?”
*listening*
“That’s the sound of Metro Life Flight flat ass bookin!”

by trparky February 17, 2021