Flagstaff Syndrome 

Illness contracted by Flagstaff women that causes extreme disproportion between the upper and lower body. Usually subjects are depicted with a normal-ish upper body and the unfortunate swelling and inflation of buttocks and thighs. It is believed too be a natural phenomenon caused by the high elevation and cold weather of Flagstaff, causing over preparation of the body in storing lower body fat for the cold of the winter season. DNA specimens suggest these subjects are close relatives with the hippopotamus.

I thought that girl was pretty hot but when she stood up I realized she had been afflicted by Flagstaff Syndrome.

Flagstaff Syndrome by Trent Kurth February 6, 2009

flags 

Gang colors. Some people say that if more than 50% of your clothing is red or blue, you're "throwin flags"

Most often people won't think you're in a gang unless you're wearing lots of red or blue along with a red or blue durag and hat.

"Niggas wearin flags cause da colors match their clothes/They get caught in the wrong hood and filled up wit holes muthafucka" - 50 Cent

flags by rsabowski December 4, 2003

Cunt Flap 

A word used to describe a worthless or stupid individual. Often, the "cunt flap" is guilty of something such as putting lip stick on a pig.

Guy 1: Hey, maybe if I shave my pubes my cock will look more manly.

Guy 2: Dude don't even try. You're fucking cunt flap.

Cunt Flap by Mr. Kasey January 17, 2009

mud flap 

mud flaps are the lips lining the pussy, a good example of mud flaps that are easily visible would be a hot asian chicks.

her mud flaps were sdo loose and flappy they looked like a ball bag.

mud flap by dave(Dream team) January 27, 2005

Fapsturbation 

Fiegned or mock masturbation in response to viewing something on the internet.

"Hey man, did you see the new preview for Wolverine that leaked out onto the net?"

"Yeah. I best fapsturbation material I've had in a while."

Fapsturbation by DeadlyPancake October 9, 2008

flap snap 

The female equivalent of a dick pic, the flap snap is a mercifully theoretical image. Thought to be the "star of Wormwood" referenced in Revelation 10:8, the flap snap is a harbinger of the apocalypse. That a woman would engage in the ill-advised practice of taking tightly framed shots of her genitalia (until then the sole province of misguided men) signals the end not only of justified body shame and common sense, but also the world.

Certain interpretations of the writings of Nostradamus hold that the flap snap will be taken on a gold iPhone 5S.

"Star of Wormwood" or not, the subject of the flap snap is no stranger to wood, or worms.

flap snap by 윗닉 November 12, 2013

Flap Jack 

(NOUN)-

1. An all-around duesch bag that thinks they're tough, but in actuality can easily be knocked on their ass with one punch.

(VERB)-

2. The act of knocking out a duesch bag with an uppercut, causing them to flip in the air like a pancake, or "flap jack."

(NOUN) -
1. "All British fighters are fuckin flap jacks!"

(VERB) -

1. "O.K. That's it! That Duesch bag is getting Flap Jacked!"

2. "Did you see the Bisping Henderson fight??? Bisping totally got Flap Jacked!!"

Flap Jack by Brit-Basher February 27, 2011