finger or wiener

A game played while blindfolded, the winner is able to determine if they're being touched by a finger or a wiener. Generally enjoyed by homosexual men or North Dakota oil field workers.

Josh: "Hey bro I got some Smirnoff ice, wanna play finger or wiener?"

Random stranger: "Sure thing I will grab the blindfold and meet you at man camp!"

Passer by: "wanna make it a finger or wiener tournament?"

Finger or wiener can also be abbreviated to F or W

by Idahospud July 4, 2014

The frosty finger

The act of letting your hand get a frost bite, then inserting one of your fingers into a vagina.

My girlfriend was startled when I gave her the frosty finger!

by Trollenator October 20, 2014

Finger poont

When you finger paint with your poop.

Bob was so messed up on bath salts he tried finger poonting van Goghs starry night on his bathroom wall.

by Jujunum October 23, 2014

Finger Stabbing

A term that describes the uncomfortable, forceful movement of the fingers being pushed up into the vagina repeatedly. Comparable to undergoing a gynaecological examination. Often a result of foreplay with an inadequate sexual partner.

"I was terribly finger stabbed last night."
"I think I am still bleeding from the finger stabbing."

by joswizzle January 19, 2015

finger fluff

Finger fluffing. The Making love version of ' finger blasting '

I kissed her neck gently while finger fluffing her.

by I know nothing really! March 29, 2015

Barbecue Fingering

When you finger a girl's asshole and some sort of residue comes out onto your hand. You decide to give it a lick, it looks like barbecue sauce. It's definitely not.

"I had a bad case of barbecue fingering last night..."

by Niggalas ShiNigga October 18, 2016

Pioneer Finger

The first of many fingers to explore the new world, which is a girl's anus.

"That finger is a pioneer, the first one to land on Plymouth Rock!"

"Most girls want a pioneer finger, even if it's just to the knuckle."

by ThugLuvBonerJamz November 15, 2015