falty

When you're wrong and you feel stupid about what you said and/or did wrong.

Bella: Did you just fart?
Justeeni: No.
Bella: ...Falty.

by Justeeni December 18, 2005

Filthy Jessica

When you cunt punt a girl into a pile of manure then she inhales deeply through her nose while you place your scrotum on her nostrils. Her inhalation creates a suction effect, and as you pull away, your sack resembles a piece of hairy taffy. You perform this second part while fisting her and punching her in the cervix.

"Have you seen my mom?"
"I took her to the petting zoo and gave her the Filthy Jessica."
"Is she OK?"
"She's stinky, bruised, and deeply satisfied."

by rezwerd October 4, 2008

a Buck Fifty

A dick and two balls.

For example, take a dollar bill, and put two qaurters at the sides...and TA DA!

by Maester Malachi September 19, 2005

fifty dollar bill

having a fifty dollar bill is a way of slyly telling potnas that you are righteously high under the influence of marijuana

if you want to know if someone is high ask, "hey, got a fifty dollar bill?"
or, if you wanna smoke with them ask "Hey, wanna get a fifty dollar bill?"
-you will be led to crazy ephipanies and ridiculously good times-

by hurricane e-piph June 21, 2006

filly

Slang term for a filter paper.

A man was smoking and kept getting ash in his mouth so next time he rolled he used a filly.

by Marbarian May 30, 2005

filthy smut

A slut who is dirty, or a dirty fucking slut.

Man, Erica sucked off me and 3 of my friends, that filthy smut!

by canesfan August 6, 2006

pig filthy

some one who is extremely obese not hygenically up to date and unshaven, ususally accompanied by the remains of food stuffs hanging on various places. Applies to both sexes.

the big rosy o'donell

by oren November 6, 2004